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Sunday, December 23, 2007

yeah. today teamed up with jun yi and chun peng for eating contest at christmas fiesta. and guess what, we won 1st prize, $100 isetan vouchers. I practically gulped down 7 slices of bread, 3/4 a 1.5 litre of coke and at least 5 biscuits out of 15. The items to be eaten were half a watermelon, 10 slices of bread, 15 biscuits, and a bottle of 1.5 litre coke. seriously speaking, I thought we would not be able to win. but thank God helped to maintain the winning streak for ET zone. Phew. Anyway enjoy this video:





dashing thru the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
for christmas in I-raq

I got thru checkpoint A
but not thru checkpoint B
thats when I got shot in the ass
by the us military

ohhh
jingle bombs
jingle bombs
mine blew up you see
where are all the virgins that bin laden promised me
ohhh
jingle bombs
jingle bombs
US soldier shot me dead
the only thing that i have left is the towel up on my head

I used to be a man
but everytime i cough
thanks to uncle sam
my nuts keep falling off

my bombing days are done
I need to find some work
perhaps it will be much safer as a convienience store night clerk

ohhh
jingle bombs
jingle bombs
I think I got screwed
don't laugh at me because I tell arrh I kill you

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ONE AND ALL!!!

written at
10:56 PM